so i went to the zoo today and saw this cool ape eating his lunch
then he looked at me
When you and your bestfriend are playing around, and they punch you
and you’re like:
10 seconds later
“okay.. i’m over it”
a minute later
When one of my friends says they’re ugly.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!