Hai .

blueivycarter:

so i went to the zoo today and saw this cool ape eating his lunch

then he looked at me

and vomited

When you and your bestfriend are playing around, and they punch you

and you’re like:

10 seconds later 

“okay.. i’m over it”

a minute later

“REVENGE MOTHAFUCKA”

When one of my friends says they’re ugly.
my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!